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The Frugal Man (groan)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 4, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

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    The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.

    “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.

    “It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents.”

    “That wasn’t to smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?”