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The Female Genie

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  1. lethal tupperwa

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    The Female Genie

    While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

    Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

    The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

    " The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

    His ***** was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

    God is good