The Ex-Wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 18, 2013.

  1. Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time
    girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
    he was assembling some loads for an
    upcoming hunt.

    His wife was standing there at the bench
    watching him.

    After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...
    "Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are
    married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting,
    hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should
    sell your guns and boat."

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face!

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    Tim replies, "There for a minute you were
    sounding like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife?!!", she screams, "I didn't know you
    were married before!!!"

    Tim continues loading and responds, "I wasn't."
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  3. I was going to laugh. Then I thought to myself. This was one serious matter.

  4. Lol, that's hilarious.

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