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The Engineer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 15, 2004.


  1. okie

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    The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His
    boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as
    he looked absolutely terrible. "Well..." said the Engineer, "I met
    this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-training and
    wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and we
    ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all night."

    "OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but why
    are your eyes so red ?"

    "Well..." said the Engineer, "turns out she was married and had
    a baby at home. She started crying, and I started thinking
    about my own wife and kids, so I cried too."

    "I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How
    come you still appear so ragged ?"

    "Well..." said the Engineer, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5
    times a day for four days and not look like this."