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the drunk driver

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

    Jan 10, 2011
    dallas, tx
    A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.

    The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

    "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

    "No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."