Lock up your husbands, lock up your daughters, lock up your goats, they bitin' everybody up in here! October 31: First they came for the husbands... http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Dog_attack_leaves_man_in_critical_condition_132887358.html November 7: This one didn't make the local news. Here's the direct quote from our duty report, with the involved officer's name and other identifying information redacted: November 8: Little girls apparently taste like chicken to pitbulls. They find their faces particularly tender and juicy. http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Pit_bull_attacks_eight-year-old_girl_133506478.html November 9: Little known fact: Pitbulls are huge fans of the T-Rex scene in the original Jurassic Park. http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Pit_bull_kills_other_pets_in_neighborhood__133570493.html And then there was another attack on an 85 year- old woman this afternoon in Lexington. It was just reported on the 6:00 news on the local CBS affiliate. I'll add a link when one is available.