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The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" over...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Michigun, Jan 31, 2003.


  1. Michigun

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    Miss Michigan?

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    Sorry if this has been “posted” here already… An LEO friend of mine just sent me this one & I thought I’d pass it on.



    The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:

    Question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a GLOCK .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
    What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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    Conservative Answer:

    BANG!

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    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click… (Sounds of mag being ejected and fresh mag installed…)

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
     
  2. Dogman

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  3. Ender

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    hehe...i've seen like 14 threads with this...

    but its funny, so i don't mind ;)