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The Difference Between Left and Right

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by forthehalibut, Nov 18, 2005.


  1. forthehalibut

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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber oes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

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    Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!^c
     

  3. major

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    Amen, brother.
     
  4. UselessLiberal

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    Hey, we useless liberals have got to get our freebies! It's the socialist way! Shame on you for speaking the truth.
     
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