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The difference between having guts or balls.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 7, 2006.


  1. fhp490

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    The difference between having guts or balls.

    We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
    know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
    below -

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
    “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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    I told my wife the joke and she said it wasn't balls it was a death wish!