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The Deacon & The Preacher

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 1, 2006.


  1. okie

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    The Deacon & The Preacher

    There once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been real good friends for a long time. Well one day the deacon got sick and was put in the hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend.

    When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses and stuff they had going into the deacon. The preacher walked over, knelt by the bed and asked, "'How ya doing?"

    The deacon motioned at a pad and pen on the nightstand. "You want that?" the preacher asked him, and the deacon nodded his head yes.

    So the preacher handed his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon began to write. All of a sudden the deacon died.

    At his funeral, the preacher was asked to deliver the service. "He was a good man and I'll never forget him," the preacher said, "I was with him when he died and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."

    The preacher reached into his pocket, pulled out the paper and said, "Please, get up! You're kneeling on my oxygen hose!"
     
  2. major

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