A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy > > on a flight to Montana. After the plane was > > airborne, drink orders were taken. > > > > The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which > > was brought and placed before him. > > > > The flight attendant then asked the preacher if > > he would also like a drink. > > > > He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely > > raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my > > lips." > > > > The cowboy then handed his drink back to the > > flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a > > choice."