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The Cowboy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy
    > > on a flight to Montana. After the plane was
    > > airborne, drink orders were taken.
    > >
    > > The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
    > > was brought and placed before him.
    > >
    > > The flight attendant then asked the preacher if
    > > he would also like a drink.
    > >
    > > He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
    > > raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my
    > > lips."
    > >
    > > The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
    > > flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
    > > choice."