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The Contest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 26, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Three scientists were talking to God, "Hey God we don't need you anymore we can make Man ourselves".

    God said "O really".

    The scientists said, "Yea, as a matter of fact why don't we have a contest who can make a man faster you or us".

    So God said "O.K".

    The scientists went back to their friends and said "We are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster Him or us".

    The first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. Just then a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop the pile of dirt.

    Looking up at God he said "What!"

    God said, "Get your own dirt".