Three scientists were talking to God, "Hey God we don't need you anymore we can make Man ourselves". God said "O really". The scientists said, "Yea, as a matter of fact why don't we have a contest who can make a man faster you or us". So God said "O.K". The scientists went back to their friends and said "We are going to have a contest with God to see who can make a man faster Him or us". The first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. Just then a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop the pile of dirt. Looking up at God he said "What!" God said, "Get your own dirt".