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The coin

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Jan 10, 2003.


  1. kentley

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    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.
    A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter.
    Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, non hurriedly, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes hold of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the- coffee bar without saying a word.
    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was
    fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
    "No," she says, "divorce attorney
     
  2. Mr. Slithers

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    M.F.I.C.

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    you owe me a keyboard & a cup of coffee
     

  3. trcubed

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    I think it was Robin Williams who defined divorce as "the scientific term for extracting a man's genitals thru his wallet." :)

    BTW...that's TWO keyboards and a mouse pad...
     
  4. GlocksRock

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    hahahahaha that is great.
     
  5. Admiral Thrawn

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    ahahaha, sehr gut.