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the closet

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by brass shower, May 14, 2002.

  1. brass shower

    brass shower Millennium Member

    Mar 10, 1999
    Aurora, CO
    A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.

    Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    Man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a baseball."

    Man - "That's nice."

    Boy - "Want to buy it?"

    Man - "No, thanks."

    Boy - "My dad's outside."

    Man - "OK, how much?"

    Boy - "$250"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover

    are in the closet together.

    Boy - "Dark in here."

    Man - "Yes, it is."

    Boy - "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy - "$750"

    Man - "Fine."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't, I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy - "$1,000"

    The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."

  2. HAVOC

    HAVOC Remember Millennium Member CLM

    Jun 20, 1999
    Location: Location:
    Hey... this can't be true...

    Everyone knows the Priest would have put some moves on the kid while they were in the closet... sheesh... :rolleyes: