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The Cat in the Hat on aging:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

    Sep 18, 2000
    I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh, my God, what can I do?
    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad---can you tell?
    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years are here at last
    The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

    I cant get it up,
    So my time must be up,
    but between me and you,
    my wife can still screw

    ;g ;g