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the cannibals

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by antediluvianist, Mar 17, 2009.


  1. antediluvianist

    antediluvianist
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    A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. 'You are all
    part of our team now', said the HR manager during the welcoming
    briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
    cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
    employees'.


    The cannibals promised they would not.


    Four weeks later their boss remarked, 'You're all working very hard,
    and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has
    disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?'


    The cannibals all shook their heads indicating 'no'.


    After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
    others, 'Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?'


    A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
    continued, 'You fool!!!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managing Directors
    & General Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to
    go and eat someone important!!!!'
     
  2. jtull7

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    Great joke, Bubba.