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The Burial

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Khaffert, Apr 7, 2003.


  1. Khaffert

    Khaffert
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    Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
    peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

    "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
    I've just buried him."

    The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

    Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because
    he's inside your fng cat."
     
  2. BrassInPocket

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  3. Mr. Slithers

    Mr. Slithers
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    made my day, thank you;a ;a ;a ;a