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The Bug

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 24, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's p*nis off.

    Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

    Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.

    The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the p*nis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

    Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

    Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It ....it was only a bug, Honey."

    The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said...."Sure had a big p*nis, didn't it?"