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The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by aspartz, Feb 2, 2003.

  1. aspartz

    aspartz

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    THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

    She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.

    A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.
    Angrily, back into the house she went.

    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
    harder than ever.

    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
    To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

    My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That's not even a joke.
     

  3. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    so thats what my neighbor has been doing!