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The beaver

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 10, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    >A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
    >The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his
    >umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
    >The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
    >The doctor said, "My point exactly."

  2. areet


    Apr 11, 2005
    Laredo, Texas
    The joke, as I heard it, would have been "Someone else pumped 2 rounds into it."