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the barbecue

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. grayelky

    grayelky

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    Aug 8, 2006
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    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big! I mean really big!!! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue!!!!" With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

    The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    "What's wrong?" he asks.

    She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a*s grill for one little weenie?"