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The Amish Farmer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by LoadToadBoss, Aug 11, 2008.

  1. LoadToadBoss

    LoadToadBoss IYAAYWOT

    Apr 24, 2008
    Northwest Louisiana
    An Amish farmer walking in his pasture in Pennsylvania , notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

    The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen."
    Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."

    The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.".....

    The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000