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The american and the frenchman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Spen84107, Apr 8, 2003.


  1. Spen84107

    Spen84107
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    An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,

    butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

    French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
    American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
    French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
    transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The
    Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    American: "Of Course."

    Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

    The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

    Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

    American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

    American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle
    them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."
     
  2. lhkas

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    that is really cute;N ;N ;N ;Y