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The AMAZING CLAUDE!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Nov 4, 2002
    USA
    It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing
    Claude
    was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
    hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting
    room,
    he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up
    here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every
    member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude
    withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you
    each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
    It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch
    gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch
    the
    watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
    swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until,
    suddenly,----- it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
    floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

    ****!" said the Hypnotist...

    It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
     

  2. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Nov 4, 2002
    USA
    "Merd!", said Claude.

    "Excrement!", said said Claude.

    "****!", said Claude.
     
  3. Skyhook

    Skyhook

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    Nov 4, 2002
    USA
    You're welcome. ;)
     
  4. RonC

    RonC

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    Jan 28, 2002
    Eastern NC
    He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

    I have forwarded this to several. The blank look until the joke dawns is priceless.