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That special birthday....

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by rockapede, May 13, 2013.

  1. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    In SoCal, you might have to wait 4 or 5 years. :whistling:
     
  2. ditchdoc24

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    Well played sir.:rofl:
     

  3. Tedge

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    A few years ago I went hunting for a PCP with this in mind. I was about 30 at the time. My logic tells me that a woman would be best for this. Not because she's a woman, but because she would have small fingers. Started searching doctors in my insurance network. Most of them have pictures, too. Found a relatively thin doctor. Score! Make an appointment for a basic physical and meet and greet.

    I get there and find out the picture is old. She is now overweight with sausage fingers. Then she tells me to exercise more. FML. :(
     
  4. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    One more thing:
    You want a SINGLE female doc with small fingers. Not a married one with a huge wedding ring! Lots of sharp edges everywhere...

    Randy

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  6. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    I thought it was supposed to be forty, not fifty, when you get the exit plumbing checked?
     
  7. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Maybe it varies, or if plumbing problems run in your family, but even with my dad having colon cancer, my doc said 50, so as soon as I turned 53, I made my appointment... :whistling:

    If I had to do it over again, I'd do it at 50 and try to learn to whistle afterwards in recovery.

    Maybe you're thinking prostate? I was glad I got married first, so I could still wear white at the wedding.

    Randy

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  8. volsbear

    volsbear IWannaBeSedated Lifetime Member

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    I did it at 39. Doctor guilted me into it because of a med I had taken.
     
  9. GumbyDammit

    GumbyDammit Xtra CoCheese

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    We had a cronic juvenile offender that I hooked a couple of days after he turned 18. He started freaking out when we passed the juvi detention exit & broke down in tears when I told him we were going to big boy jail. I'm sure his teary eyes made him quite popular in there. :)
     
  10. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    It's the small things in life that bring a smile to your face.:supergrin: