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that man has never been drunk before.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by BEER, Apr 22, 2013.

  1. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    had a friend over tonight who wanted to drink with the rest of us. being a man we thought he'd been drunk before. we were wrong.

    how a man reaches the age of 40 and has never been drunk we don't understand. it happened tonight though and it was comical to say the least.

    his keys are currently on my roof and he's sleeping it off in my spare bedroom. he's in for 1 hell of a painful surprise tomorrow morning.

    we should have known after his 2nd drink but we were so focused on our own state or inebriation that we missed it. lol

    tomorrow morning he will be greeted with slimy eggs, grease covered bacon, and an ashtray full of ashes and cigarette butts. lol

    i should probably feel bad, but i don't. lmao
     
  2. 23LS1

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    Can't wait to hear the follow up story tomorrow!!
     

  3. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

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    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    40 and never been drunk? Damn!

    I worked with a guy a few years ago, he was 27 and had never done the horizontal bump and grind before. I think that's worse than never getting a buzz on.
     
  5. WarCry

    WarCry

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    I'm closing in on that age and I've never been drunk, buzzed, or anything remotely close. But that's by choice.

    I have, however, been around enough of those mornings to know that your "breakfast special"? That's just cold, man!
     
  6. skeeter7

    skeeter7 Brass Vulture

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    Give him the full experience and break out the Sharpie for old times sake. :rofl:
     
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    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    If you can still hold on to the carpet, y'ain't drunk.


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  8. vart

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    My mother-in-law is 62 and has never had a drop of alcohol, other than what is in medications.:shocked:

    Her abstinence is due to religious beliefs... Quite amazing to a former sailor like me.
     
  9. CitizenOfDreams

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    It's probably best not to lose any kind of virginity after the age of 40.
     
  10. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    no sir! i will screw with you bad if you get drunk at my place and make an ass of yourself, but one thing i will not allow is permanent markings. been there, done that, and i will not put anybody else through that long term hell.

    i'm not going to call my place a safe haven by any means, but i'm also not gonna have anybody leave here with anything that will be awkward to explain to kids or grandparents the next day.
     
  11. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    Back in the day I could handle alcohol fine, but the second time "they" tricked me a mickey I wasn't ready for it. They took photos...

    Statute of limitations is a non-issue as I haven't been able to get my hands on the photos yet, but if/when I do, I'm gonna sue 'em all.
     
  12. MikeG22

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    Put shaving cream in his hands and then tickle his face with something for a wakeup call in the morning
     
  13. jasonvp

    jasonvp Kantre Member Lifetime Member

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    It's actually quite easy: Don't every take a sip of alcohol. I'm the same age and haven't ever had it. Never will.

    jas
     
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    automatic slim Walmart Shopper

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    GreenDrake Rip Lips

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    We don't invite teetotalers to the fun parties, not enough soap boxes, trophies or ribbons.
     
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    I'm 22 and I've been drunk 3 times. I really hate it and plan to never be drunk again. I set my absolute limit to two normal sized drinks, whether it's beer or anything else. That said, there is always that one drink that is stronger than you expected and hits you like a ton of bricks.

    I don't drink anything, but iced tea if I have to drive 99% of the time, but for that 1% I have a great support system that I never have to worry about a ride if I need it. Worst comes to worst, I sleep it off in my car. I will never drive drunk or impaired and I am extremely vigilant about that.


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  17. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Can't wait to hear what happens:rofl::rofl:
     
  18. Fear Night

    Fear Night NRA Life Member

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    27 is a very late bloomer by today's standards, but I've heard of worse.

    The guy you know could be a real life 40 year old virgin in the making! :shocked:
     
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    Treat him like a teenager.

    Make him mow the lawn. :supergrin:
     
  20. arclight610

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    Fixed it.