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Texting For Seniors

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, May 10, 2011.

  1. Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). ​
    If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you: ​
    ATD: At The Doctor's ​
    BFF: Best Friend Farted ​
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair ​
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth ​
    CBM: Covered By Medicare ​
    CGU: Can't get up ​
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center ​
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent ​
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers ​
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was ​
    FYI: Found Your Insulin ​
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! ​
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again ​
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement ​
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? ​
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out ​
    LOL: Living On Lipitor ​
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On ​
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner ​
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ​
    PIMP: Pooped in my pants ​
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up ​
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder ​
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? ​
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again ​
    WTP: Where's The Prunes? ​
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil ​
    GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In​
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was ​
    OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren! ​
    OMG: Ouch, My Groin! ​
    WTF: What's Today's Fish? ​
    RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? ​
    TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock – Early Bird Special) ​
    MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget ​
    MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor ​
    SUS: Speak Up, Sonny ​
    WIWYA: When I Was Your Age​
    GOML: Get Off My Lawn ​
  2. Although I have no appreciation for some acronyms due to my English, it's awesome. I was pretty giggling.

  3. barstoolguru

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    Jan 10, 2011
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