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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 22, 2005.


  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and
    dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a
    costume.

    Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor.
    "What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed
    the entire event.

    "I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek.
    "When she asked if I had ever been to Texas, I put my finger on
    Amarillo to show her, and she let me have it."
     
  2. vafish

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    I guess that joke is funnier if you actually know where Amarillo is.
     

  3. geminicricket

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    He poked the small one.
     
  4. 10hasteeth

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    Brownsville could have gotten him arrested.
     
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