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Texas Stake-out

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Roadking522, Mar 27, 2005.

  1. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas,
    staked out, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
    that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a
    few minutes, with the officer quietly
    observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
    different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
    -- -- He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
    the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
    fine, dry summer night) -- -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple
    of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. -- He moved
    the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained
    still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles
    left. At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot
    and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having
    patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on
    the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a
    breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no
    evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the
    officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police
    station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said
    the truly proud Texan. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."