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Texas Soldier

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Khaffert, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. Khaffert

    Khaffert Senior Member

    Apr 29, 2001
    San Antonio, TX
    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear avoice call from behind a sand dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi."

    The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune
    where upon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,then silence. The voice once again calls out "One Texas soldier is better than 100 Iraqi."

    Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10minutes of battle, again silence. The Texas soldier's voice calls outagain "One Texas soldier is better than one thousand Iraqi."

    The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side ofthe dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ringout as a terrible battle is fought.....Then silence.

    Eventually one badlywounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying wordstells his commander........ Don't send any more's a trap. There's two of them.