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"Texas Question"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Jan 23, 2003.


  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1
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    "Texas Question"

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
    comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming
    obscenities. In your hand is a Glock 22 (.40) and you are an expert shot.

    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
    inspiring him to attack?

    Could we run away? What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
    me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he was stabbing me?

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
    few days to try to come to a conclusion.


    Conservative Answer:

    BANG!

    A Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click............

    (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"
    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw him move too..."

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"