Texas Air Traffic Control

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  1. SecondHandJokes

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    A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION:

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
     

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  2. :rofl::devildance:
     

  3. SCmasterblaster

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  4. If only.......................
     
  5. Actually one should be cleared on Runway 9 R and the other on 27 L, for a head on collision.
     
  6. No 9R or 27L at DFW.
     

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