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Texan midget

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. 1955mercury


    Nov 30, 2011

    The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.

    The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
    The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

    The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up
    Onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

    The doctor put one finger under his left testicle
    And told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method
    To check for a hernia.

    "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
    Right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
    "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....

    Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then
    Snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

    The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
    With amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

    The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
    Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

    The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

    The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't
    Even feel it. What did you do?"


    The doctor replied;
    "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots...."