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Terrorism Debate

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Feb 18, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    Subject: FW: Terrorism Debate


    The Difference Between The Liberals, Conservatives and Texans in the
    "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with
    your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with
    a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while half
    naked & screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are
    an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
    family. What do you do?
    __________________________________________________________________
    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
    inspiring him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible
    he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me
    or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
    hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all
    so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to
    try to come to a conclusion.
    ____________________________________________________________
    Conservative Answer:

    BANG! ___________________________________________________________
    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving,
    what do you kids think?"
    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"


    ;a