Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Forum at

Why should YOU join our forums?

  • Connect with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Read up on the latest product reviews
  • Make new friends to go shooting with!
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

Glock Talk is the #1 site to discuss the world’s most popular pistol, chat about firearms, accessories and more.


Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WINGS, Jan 15, 2009.

  1. WINGS


    May 20, 2006
    New Hampshire
    By the time you read through this, you will Understand

    In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term....

    With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here

    The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
    call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

    Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow July den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I... don't think so."

    RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
    toes' means."

    RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
    Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RoomService: "We bodder?"

    Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

    RoomService: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

    RoomService: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

    RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we

    bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

    Guest: "You're welcome"

    Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
    'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "..... and you do don't you!

  2. glockrod

    glockrod NRA-Endow. Life

    Aug 28, 2004
    East of center, SC
    And thank you very much for the headache!!!
  3. Tvov


    Sep 30, 2000
    I had almost that exact same conversation happen to me a couple years ago when I was visiting Boston.
  4. I had a company call me about a bill and the rep was very nice but I could not understand a damn thing she said. The conversation, which should have taken 2 minutes or less, lasted about 15. I asked to speak to her supervisor and when I did I told that lady that the rep that called me was very polite and tried to be helpful but that it would have helped if she spoke English