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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WINGS, Jan 15, 2009.


  1. WINGS

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    By the time you read through this, you will Understand
    "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

    In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term....
    "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

    With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here
    goes...

    The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
    and
    call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......



    Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
    sunteen???"

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow July den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I... don't think so."

    RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
    sahn
    toes' means."

    RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
    we
    bodder?"

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
    Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RoomService: "We bodder?"

    Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

    RoomService: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

    RoomService: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

    RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we

    bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

    Guest: "You're welcome"

    Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
    'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "..... and you do don't you!
     
  2. VANMAN

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  3. glockrod

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    And thank you very much for the headache!!!
     
  4. Tvov

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    I had almost that exact same conversation happen to me a couple years ago when I was visiting Boston.
     
  5. Aquanewt

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    I had a company call me about a bill and the rep was very nice but I could not understand a damn thing she said. The conversation, which should have taken 2 minutes or less, lasted about 15. I asked to speak to her supervisor and when I did I told that lady that the rep that called me was very polite and tried to be helpful but that it would have helped if she spoke English