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Ten Reasons Handguns Might Be Better Than Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RangeRat, Dec 18, 2004.

  1. RangeRat

    RangeRat 1,2,3, You Lose

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    #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

    #9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another one for when you are on the road

    #8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times

    #7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup

    #6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

    #5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space

    #4 Handguns function normally every day of the month

    #3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it

    #1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun