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Tell me something positive

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 22, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
    standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look
    at herself.

    "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an
    old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above
    my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and
    my arms are all flabby."

    She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive
    to make me feel better about myself."

    He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's
    nothing wrong with your eyesight."