An older couple attended a small country church, and the wife was embarrassed because her husband always slept through the sermon. She finally went to the pastor and asked if he had a solution. "I think I can help," the pastor said. "When you come to church next Sunday, have a piece of Limburger cheese wrapped in a handkerchief in your purse. When your husband falls asleep, take out the Limburger and wave it under his nose." The next Sunday, the pastor had no sooner started preaching when the husband again fell asleep. His wife removed the Limburger from her purse and waved it under her husband's nose. He stirred and muttered just loud enough for all to hear, "Maggie, you've got your feet on the pillow again!"