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Talking frog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The Talking Frog

    A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called
    out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into
    a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog,
    and put it in his pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
    turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your
    loving companion for an entire week." The man took the
    frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it
    to his pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
    back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year
    and do ANYTHING you want."

    Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put
    it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
    you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you
    for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you
    kiss me?"

    The man said, "Look, I'm a Software Engineer. I don't
    have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."