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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here."

    The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"

    Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my pocket here." With that he pulls out a little 3- inch man from his pocket.

    The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that much?" "Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some," Rodney retorted. So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up.

    "That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he walk?" Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey Al, go get that quarter!" The little guy runs down to the end of the bar, picks up the quarter, and runs back down and gives it to Rodney.

    The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's a hoot," he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

    Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks --too bloody much. Hey Al, tell him about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and you told that witch doctor to go screw himself!"