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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zathras, Jun 5, 2001.


  1. Hines57

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    My personal favorite:
    Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing

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    In the end, what's deserved always gets served.

    Glock 17,20,24c and now 35
     

    Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
  2. gogburn

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    Saw one that had a line across the chest with "Must be This Tall to Ride" written under the line.
     

  3. Zathras

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    "Nuke a Godless Communist gay baby seal for Christ"
     
  4. birdman

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    On the back of the T-shirt of a male biker:
    "if you can read this the b*tch fell off"

    On the back of the T-shirt of his girlfriend:
    "if you can read this the d*ck won't let me drive"

    (didn't see this myself but heard the story once)
    Birdman
     
  5. 45owner

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    Tastes like chicken

    I'm with stupid--->

    Instant A-hole just add alcahol
     
  6. crossfire

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    Guest

    Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them

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    You could drive that car better with that cell phone stuck up your a**
     
  7. Newcop761

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    1. The JBT's

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    Plain black t-shirt with very small print over left chest (about a size 8 font):

    Nosey little f*cker aren't you?




    [This message has been edited by Newcop761 (edited 06-26-2001).]
     
  8. DeetsMan

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    Carry in CA
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    Best T-shirt ever
    Eat Salmon, the Other Pink Meat
     
  9. Santa CruZin

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    RIP Mr. Mayor

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    I have a t-shirt that I wear proudly:

    If I gave a shi-
    You'd be the first
    Person I'd give it to
     
  10. Glockarmorer

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  11. johnboy

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    "Earth First.....We'll Log The Other Planets Later"
     
  12. suckersrus

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    "I'd kill for a deer steak"

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    I'm a sucker for the S&W J-frame revolvers.
     
  13. DOCSpanky

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    #1973 .40cal!

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    My favorite that I own....

    "Do I look like a fu**ing people person?"

    Also bought at Hot Topic!

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    When in doubt, empty the mag!
     
  14. SW9M

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    White T-shirt black letters that said;

    "Silly fagget, d*cks are for chicks"



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    Royalty prefer: an unarmed peasant.
     
  15. CarbineKid

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    I seen a shirt that said; Work Harder! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you! I also seen a shirt that said I speared Britney

     
  16. Wiley

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    There's one around for the Infantry among us:

    Pic of a Grunt in full combat with this over:

    If you die first,
    We're splitting up your gear!
     
  17. Wahoo

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    It's not that life is so short...
    it's just that you're going to be dead for so long.
     
  18. xwing

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    My wife has one that says" IM NOT "A" B*TCH, IM T.H.E. b*TCH! AND IM MS. B*TCH TO YOU!"
    and one that says "I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN...ANY QUESTION?!"

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    BIG DAWG #803 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid"
     
  19. trozau

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    troy ounce gold

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    a "No Fear" T-shirt reads:

    "the older I get,
    the better I was."

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    Niner & Big Dawg #1736
    G17(Jake) & G36(Elwood)
    (06/1988) & (10/2000)
    "The Blues Brothers"

    "happiness is a warm gun!" - Lennon/McCartney, 1968
     
  20. Jim Mayhugh

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    Had these made special:

    Black Golf Shirt - the logo on the left breast in bright red embroidery is a scoped rifle and below it in plain block letters:

    "VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS"

    Got the idea from Mark Penman's LAISSEZ FIREARM site.