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T-shirts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zathras, Jun 5, 2001.

  1. Hines57

    Hines57 Simple Member

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    On the road
    My personal favorite:
    Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing

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    In the end, what's deserved always gets served.

    Glock 17,20,24c and now 35
     
  2. gogburn

    gogburn Old Fart

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    Jul 9, 2000
    TX
    Saw one that had a line across the chest with "Must be This Tall to Ride" written under the line.
     


  3. Zathras

    Zathras Millennium Member

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    Apr 2, 1999
    Metro DC Area
    "Nuke a Godless Communist gay baby seal for Christ"
     
  4. birdman

    birdman

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    NL
    On the back of the T-shirt of a male biker:
    "if you can read this the b*tch fell off"

    On the back of the T-shirt of his girlfriend:
    "if you can read this the d*ck won't let me drive"

    (didn't see this myself but heard the story once)
    Birdman
     
  5. 45owner

    45owner

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    Mar 4, 2001
    Belpre, OH 45714
    Tastes like chicken

    I'm with stupid--->

    Instant A-hole just add alcahol
     
  6. crossfire

    crossfire Guest

    Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them

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    You could drive that car better with that cell phone stuck up your a**
     
  7. Newcop761

    Newcop761 CLM

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    In Existential Crisis
    Plain black t-shirt with very small print over left chest (about a size 8 font):

    Nosey little f*cker aren't you?




    [This message has been edited by Newcop761 (edited 06-26-2001).]
     
  8. DeetsMan

    DeetsMan Carry in CA CLM

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    Jun 27, 2001
    Gold Country
    Best T-shirt ever
    Eat Salmon, the Other Pink Meat
     
  9. Santa CruZin

    Santa CruZin RIP Mr. Mayor

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    at your moms
    I have a t-shirt that I wear proudly:

    If I gave a shi-
    You'd be the first
    Person I'd give it to
     
  10. Glockarmorer

    Glockarmorer

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    Apr 22, 2000
    South Carolina
  11. johnboy

    johnboy Millennium Member

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    Sep 15, 1999
    "Earth First.....We'll Log The Other Planets Later"
     
  12. suckersrus

    suckersrus

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    May 13, 2000
    Kenai, Alaska
    "I'd kill for a deer steak"

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    I'm a sucker for the S&W J-frame revolvers.
     
  13. DOCSpanky

    DOCSpanky #1973 .40cal!

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    Jul 1, 2001
    Ashland City, TN
    My favorite that I own....

    "Do I look like a fu**ing people person?"

    Also bought at Hot Topic!

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    When in doubt, empty the mag!
     
  14. SW9M

    SW9M

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    Jun 25, 2001
    White T-shirt black letters that said;

    "Silly fagget, d*cks are for chicks"



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    Royalty prefer: an unarmed peasant.
     
  15. CarbineKid

    CarbineKid

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    Jun 15, 2001
    RI
    I seen a shirt that said; Work Harder! Millions of people on welfare are depending on you! I also seen a shirt that said I speared Britney

     
  16. Wiley

    Wiley

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    May 12, 2001
    Marietta, GA
    There's one around for the Infantry among us:

    Pic of a Grunt in full combat with this over:

    If you die first,
    We're splitting up your gear!
     
  17. Wahoo

    Wahoo Millennium Member

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    Mount Vernon, VA
    It's not that life is so short...
    it's just that you're going to be dead for so long.
     
  18. xwing

    xwing

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    Jul 24, 2000
    Petal Ms. USA
    My wife has one that says" IM NOT "A" B*TCH, IM T.H.E. b*TCH! AND IM MS. B*TCH TO YOU!"
    and one that says "I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN...ANY QUESTION?!"

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    BIG DAWG #803 "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid"
     
  19. trozau

    trozau troy ounce gold

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    Jun 14, 2001
    Glockland, USA
    a "No Fear" T-shirt reads:

    "the older I get,
    the better I was."

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    Niner & Big Dawg #1736
    G17(Jake) & G36(Elwood)
    (06/1988) & (10/2000)
    "The Blues Brothers"

    "happiness is a warm gun!" - Lennon/McCartney, 1968
     
  20. Jim Mayhugh

    Jim Mayhugh Turgid Member CLM

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    Apr 29, 2000
    Las Vegas, NV, USA
    Had these made special:

    Black Golf Shirt - the logo on the left breast in bright red embroidery is a scoped rifle and below it in plain block letters:

    "VOTE FROM THE ROOFTOPS"

    Got the idea from Mark Penman's LAISSEZ FIREARM site.