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T-shirts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zathras, Jun 5, 2001.

  1. Zathras

    Zathras Millennium Member

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    Was just thinking over some of the funny T-shirts I've seen in my life. Here are a few:

    Large, close up head-shot of a rooster. Underneath, a caption saying "CHICKEN SHIRT".

    A couple on the beach, the wife very pregnant. Her t-shirt: an arrow pointing to her tummy and a sign saying, "Under Construction". His t-shirt: "Construction Worker".

    My personal favorite: a plain shirt with no logo or picture of any kind saying in plain print: "I am the man from Nantucket".
     
  2. Oracle In Training

    Oracle In Training

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    I saw an old timer this morning with a sweatshirt that said "Over what hill?, where? when?"
     


  3. PeterJ87

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    Friend from HS was 6'11". He had a shirt made up "Yes the weather up here is fine"
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    "I am the man from Nantucket."

    Oh my heavens, I have tears rolling down my cheeks and my side is going to split open.

    LOL!!!!

    Thank you.

    Koski
     
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  6. I saw one yesterday that said "Yes, I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head that far up my ***". I burst out laughing right there :)
     
  7. PeterJ87

    PeterJ87

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    Back in my HS days when the Big Johnson and "Coed Naked" shirts were getting to be the rage, we took a trip to Denver. I found in a store there "Bungee Condoms" and this cartoon guy jumping off a bridge with a condom on his, yeah.

    "If you're in the partying mode, make sure your condom can handle the load: Bungee Condoms" is what it said on the back

    Wherever we went guys were laughing their butts off to that one. A few girls got whiney, but what's new.
     
  8. XKR

    XKR Are we not men?

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    If you actually GO to Nantucket, you can buy those shirts in any one of a hundred twee little gift shops. Also ones that say "My husband is the man from Nantucket." It stops being cute really fast.

     
  9. Zathras

    Zathras Millennium Member

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    I'm sure it does. However, that was the first time I'd ever seen it, and I haven't seen it since. A good joke is funny the first time.
     
  10. XKR

    XKR Are we not men?

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    Yes, it is. Didn't mean to rain on your joke, sorry.

    Thinking of Nantucket made me think of my ex-wife. Put me in kind of a negative frame of mind, I guess. She loved it there. I could barely stand it.
     
  11. johnboy

    johnboy Millennium Member

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    I saw one that had on the front "Wanna Raise Hell?" and on the back it had "Hell Yeah!"
     
  12. IDPA Sharpshooter

    IDPA Sharpshooter Millennium Member

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    Last week in Birmingham, passing by a ladies' clothing shop:

    Pretty in pink,
    Wicked in uniform.

    Girlfriend LOVED that one!

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  13. MrMurphy

    MrMurphy ********* Moderator Moderator Millennium Member Lifetime Member

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    Buried in the X-files



    Two friends of mine, then a civilian and an Airborne Lieutenant, now a Ranger (enlisted) and Airborne 1st Lieutenant, had identical black t-shirts with white stencil-type lettering that said "Chicks dig pale skinny guys" which, compared to some, they qualified as (though being a wrestling coach and a paratrooper, I don't know about skinny).

    Those two also (along with a Marine friend of theirs I also knew) had identical black t-shirts with large white stenciled letters that said GROUPIE.

    When you see three large white guys all in good physical shape with buzzed haircuts and GROUPIE t-shirts, you start to wonder who they're Groupies FOR...... [​IMG] (them shirts got them some dates, suprisingly enough!)

    They bought them at a Hot Topic store in Orange County (CA) where they all live(d).
     
  14. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    Plain black T-shirt with white lettering:


    I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN
    If you see me running, try to catch up!

    There's a pic on the 'net with a bunch of guys standing around wearing camo pants and black T-shirts like they might be a SWAT team, but one of the guys was wearing this shirt.
     
  15. BIG C IN BIG D

    BIG C IN BIG D Useless Member

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    I always liked."I may be fat.But your ugly and I can diet".

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  16. rotti

    rotti

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    My favorite is
    Christian
    American
    Heterosexual
    PRO-GUN
    Conservative
    Any questions?


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  17. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    A very pregnant young woman was seen often about campus wearing a T-shirt stating, 'Nixon's the One.'
    I believe that was a legitimate campaign slogan of the '72 Nixon endeavor.

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  18. 3MartiniLunch

    3MartiniLunch Vegan Slayer

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    A HUGE fat guy (6'3"plus, 400#plus) sitting on a cooler at Preakness this year. Shirt said: "I AM BIGGER THAN YOU."

    Someone gave these away on campus as a credit card signup promotion UNTIL some idiot was offended and complained:
    "Freshman Chicks.
    Get 'em while they're still skinny"
     
  19. CastleBravo

    CastleBravo 10mm? Woo Hoo! Millennium Member

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    Also seen on a bumper sticker:

    "Feminist Chicks Dig Me."



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  20. Warblade

    Warblade VTX1800R2

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    One my Mom gave me
    (in cursive)
    I don't suffer from insanity
    I enjoy every minute of it

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