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Swishing Water

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 26, 2011.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
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    A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on
    her face.

    The Doctor asks: "What happened?"

    The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what
    to do. Every time my husband comes home
    drunk, he slaps me around."

    The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for
    that. When your husband comes home drunk,
    just take a glass of water and start swishing
    it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but
    don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is
    asleep."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to
    the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    The woman says: " Doctor that was a brilliant
    idea! Every time my husband came home
    drunk, I swished with water. I swished and
    swished, and he didn't touch me! How does
    the water do that?"

    The Doctor says: " The water doesn't do a
    thing … it's keeping your mouth shut
    that does the trick...."