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Swatting flys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WINGS, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. WINGS

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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    "What are you doing?"She asked.

    "Hunting Flies"He responded.

    "Oh. ! Killing any?"She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded,
    "3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone.