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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a
    magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
    "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a
    guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
    "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
    Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
    "Absolutely not," he said.
    "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."
    "Season's more than half over," he said.
     
  2. Platypus

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    Reminds me of that very old bumpersticker

    I got a gun for my wife

    Pretty good trade, don't you think?