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Sven And Ole

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 30, 2002.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sven and Ole were fishing when Sven pulled a cigar from his pocket. But he didn't have a lighter, so he asked Ole for a light.

    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," Ole replied. He reached into his tackle box and pulled out a 12 inch BIC lighter.

    "Yimminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven. "Vhere did yew get dat monster?"

    "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my genie."

    "You haff a genie?" Sven asked.

    "Ya, shure. He's right here in my tackle box," Ole said.

    "Could I see him?" asked Sven.

    Ole opened his tackle box again, and out popped the genie.

    Sven said, "Hey dere! I'm a goot friend uf yer master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

    "Yes, I will," responded the genie.

    So Sven asked for a million bucks. The genie hopped back into the tackle box and left Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

    Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead and landing on the water is heard.

    Sven yelled to Ole, "Hey, I asked yer genie for a million BUCKS, not DUCKS."

    Ole answers, "Ya! I forgot to tell yew, the genie is hard uf hearing. Dew yew really tink I asked him fer a 12-inch BIC?"
     
  2. pistolwhipped

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    I thought I saw that coming. But I didn't.
     

  3. Alex_Knight

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