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surviving a gunshot

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by BamaTrooper, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. BamaTrooper

    BamaTrooper Almost Done

    Sep 12, 2006
    Rocking Chair
    How's this for a gunshot survivor... Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San
    Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
    supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and
    with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
    walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
    looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
    she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains
    in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
    because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
    the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
    heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough
    hit her in the back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
    Linda is a blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

    Jan 23, 2000

  3. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

    Jul 4, 1999
    West Texas
    Oldie but goodie