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Sure Fire Ways To Know You're A Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1. Whine

    2. When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no.
    Then get mad when you are believed.

    3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties,
    start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.

    4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

    5. Whine.

    6. If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your
    almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to
    sleep, it's because he is lazy.

    7. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.

    8. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.

    9. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying
    for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc. These are required
    gifts proving his love.

    10. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle,
    tell him you're irregular from all of the stress of your life.

    11. Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your boyfriend
    must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed
    immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.

    12. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about
    doing anything other than catering to your needs.
  2. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

    Jun 4, 2007
    Acme proving grounds.

  3. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

    Aug 2, 2002
    NKY/Cincinnati area
    And they're always right. Even when proven wrong.:whistling::outtahere:
  4. ReyFufuRulesAll

    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

    Oct 30, 2006
    Crappleton, Wisconsin
    ESPECIALLY when proven wrong.