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Super Duper Computer Store

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Apr 8, 2009.


  1. Jay9928

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    If they were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First" would have turned out something like this.

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

    ABBOTT : Mac?

    COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .

    ABBOTT : Your computer?

    COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

    ABBOTT : Mac?

    COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .

    ABBOTT : What about Windows?

    COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

    ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?

    COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
    windows?

    ABBOTT : Wallpaper.

    COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

    ABBOTT : Software for Windows?

    COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

    ABBOTT : Office.

    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

    ABBOTT : I just did.

    COSTELLO : You just did what?

    ABBOTT : Recommend something.

    COSTELLO : You recommended something ?

    ABBOTT : Yes.

    COSTELLO : For my office?

    ABBOTT : Yes.

    COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?

    ABBOTT : Office.

    COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!

    ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.

    COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I wan t to type a proposal. What do I need?

    ABBOTT : Word.

    COSTELLO : What word?

    ABBOTT : Word in Office.

    COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.

    ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.

    COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?

    ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.

    COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?

    ABBOTT : Money.

    COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?

    ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.

    COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?

    ABBOTT : Money.

    COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?

    ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.

    COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

    ABBOTT : One copy.

    COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?

    ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

    COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?

    ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!

    (A few days later)

    ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?

    ABBOTT : Click on 'START'.............