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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by ArtCrafter, Sep 18, 2011.


  1. ArtCrafter

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    When using Listerine® -- FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE -- you should rinse until:
    (a) The cows come home
    (b) Your mouth goes numb
    (c) Your entire head goes numb
    (d) You go into shock
    (e) You go into therapy
    (f) You 'graduate' from treatment, finally
    (g) Clam futures start to rise
    (h) Dinky says you can quit
    (i) It flat out kills you
    .
    .
    .


    While we're at it, let's cover the obligatory bases:
    (w) All of the above
    (x) None of the above
    (y) All possible permutations of the above
    (z) I dunno, I just work here
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    .
    .


    What's that?...Um, no, we won't be grading on a curve; G33 is busy enough as it is.

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  2. Berto

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    woo woo

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    'Y' because it's flexible.

    Now, I'm going to bed. Good Night, GT.
     

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    I just throw my dentures in it and call it a night.
     
  4. Angry Fist

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    Where the hell is j thru v?
     
  5. ArtCrafter

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    You may choose from A-I, W-Z, or you can even ad lib.


    Example: (J) Until you see Elvis

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    'I have am two guns, one for each of ya.'
     
  6. tous

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    GET A ROPE!

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    Until the bacteria in yer mouth give in, and send you an email sayin' "We quit!!!"
     
  8. ArtCrafter

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    ®ots-a-®uck. [​IMG]
     
  9. Bullman

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    What if they send you an e mail that says "nuts"?



    You step up from Listerine® and go to Bastognerine©:supergrin:
     
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  10. Bullman

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    On another note....... On my recent trip to Oklahoma I was using the bathroom that dad used to use. There was a bottle of Scope™ in there that had been "aging" for about 3 years. I tried some and it liked to set my mouth on fire.
    Don't know what was up with that.
     
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  11. Angry Fist

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    So that's where he hid the moonshine from mom....
     
  12. Bullman

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    hmmmmmmmmmm. You know, that was an old college trick of mine so I could have liquor in the dorm. Buy a thing of mint schnapps of some kind and put it in a scope bottle and drop some food coloring in it.
     
  13. Angry Fist

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  14. ArtCrafter

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    Scope™ + Plastic Bottle + Ambient Light + Time ---> Hypertonic Solution of Benzene + FD&C Green No. 3 + Fairy Dust (!)


    You're lucky you didn't suck blow whatevah! your bleeping head off!

    Not that anyone would've noticed...


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    So.....um.....Listerene? Next thing they'll be want'n me to wear pants.
     
  17. Bullman

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    So your saying I could blow stuff up with that? I should stock pile some of that:supergrin:
     
  18. ArtCrafter

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    Let's just say I 'disavow any knowledge of your...'

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    :supergrin:
     
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    HHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHH:rofl:
     
  20. kirgi08

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    With the "BFR",you ought not stock flammables.'08. :whistling:


    Mike may disagree with my above. :shocked:
     
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